From the moment you first wake up in your coffin, feeling reanimated and ready to feed, one thing becomes immediately clear: you’re not like everybody else. Not anymore.

For years the accepted wisdom was that “once a zombie always a zombie,” but now thanks to advances in the mental arts and the skill of one extremely gifted practitioner, hope of a normal life can again be yours.

Presenting the latest breakthrough by Doctor Harold Toboggans:

Zombies Anonymous -The Twelve Steps to Undead Rehabilitation