Insight 1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.

Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."

Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!

Hot southern girl #1: I know!

Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.

Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

[Overheard in the Union Square Cafe, NYC]

Insight 2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.

Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.

Woman #2: You mean he's rich?

Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.

[Overheard at Union Square]

Insight 6: If they don't look good, personality helps.

Girl #1: I'm funny.

Girl #2: No you're not.

Girl #1: Yes I am. Everyone says I'm hilarious.

Girl #2: Of course they do. That's because you aren't pretty.

[Overheard at the Virgin store, NYC]

Insight 8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.

Drunk chick: So his penis ended up in my mouth. It just happens.

[Overheard at the Backroom Tavern, Knoxville, Tennessee]

Insight 13: Your grandmother was right... you can meet good girls in church.

Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.

Girl #2: How do you know this girl?

Girl #1: She goes to my church.

[Overheard at the New York Public Library, 40th & 5th]

Insight 18: Rationalization is a woman's best friend.

Teen girl #1: Yeah, so John totally wants me to give him head even though I barely know him and we've never even hooked up.

Teen girl #2: That's so weird.

Teen girl #1: I know! It'd be such a slutty thing to do. And I've never even given a blowjob before.

Teen girl #2: Yeah, totally.

Teen girl #1: Then again, I feel like giving head is something I should do before I turn 16.

Teen girl #2: Good point.

Teen girl #1: So I'm totally going to do it.

Teen girl #2: Awesome, I can give you tips!

[Over heard on a Metro-North train in NY]