The conflict in Iraq may go on for years, but it appears the end
is nigh for Hollywood’s ponderous, heavy-handed treatment of the
war on terror. That’s because most new movies about the subject
this season are lowbrow and cringe-inducing comedies.
Over the next few weeks, theaters will be screening far-out fare
such as an Osama bin Laden documentary by the maker of “Super Size
Me”; an absurdist slam against merchants of war featuring John
Cusack; a zombie soldier flick with XXX star Jenna Jameson; a
stoner movie about Guantanamo Bay; and a Sept. 11 parody — yes,
parody — made by Uwe Boll, a little-known filmmaker often ridiculed
as the worst director in Hollywood since Ed Wood.
Just how off-the-wall is the genre getting? Over the past six
months, filmgoers have been turned off by overearnest snoozers
(“Lions for Lambs,” “A Mighty Heart”), low-budget losers
(“Redacted”) and far worse.
With the arrival of a half-dozen comedies, however, the post-Sept.
11 movie has quite possibly reached a new low.
Consider Boll’s “Postal,” opening nationwide May 23. Touted as a
“shock comedy,” the film begins by depicting the Sept. 11 hijackers
making moronic comments about the paradise that awaits them. The
film is likely to offend just about everyone with its premise that
includes “a gang of bosomy commandos [who] face off against Osama
bin Laden and the Taliban in an epic battle that will determine the
fate of the world.” Since its opening cockpit
sequence was first promoted on YouTube last May, it has been
viewed more than two million times.
Starring Zack Ward of “Transformers” and Kids in the Hall comic
Dave Foley, the self-described “outrageous political and social
satire” also features Larry Thomas as bin Laden (he portrayed the
Soup Nazi on “Seinfeld”) as well as Verne Troyer, the dwarf best
known as “Mini-Me” in the Austin Powers series.
Boll, a European director-screenwriter whose specialty is adapting
videogames for the big screen using no-risk German tax shelter
funding, has made more than a dozen miserable movies, from
“BloodRayne” to “Alone in the Dark.” While directors John Waters
and Todd Solondz have both proven that offensive films can be
outrageously campy and artistic, Boll is, at best, an unfunny
hack.
While Boll’s film is being independently distributed, others are
being handled by major studios, including the stoner sequel “Harold
& Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay,” a New Line/Warner Bros.
release. A dopey update of ’70s-era Cheech & Chong-style drug
humor, the new story line finds the potheads headed for Amsterdam
before running
afoul of airport security and getting shipped off to Gitmo.
Following their escape, the Homeland Security fugitives wend their
way through the South, eventually landing in Texas where they meet
President Bush.
“We really don’t think Guantanamo Bay is a joke,” says Njambi Good
of Amnesty International USA. The human rights group has no plans
to protest the film, though members will gather outside movie
houses distributing handbills
about real-life torture and rendition practices.
Two weeks after the film’s April 25 debut, Amnesty will tour a
full-scale reproduction of a Guantanamo cell in Miami,
Philadelphia, Portland, D.C. and Los Angeles. So far, there’s been
no talk of cross-promoting the tour with the movie. “Because of its
[pro-drug] content, this is not a film Amnesty can partner with,”
says Good. “But we’re encouraging activists to do some tabling
outside of theaters.”
If “Harold & Kumar” seems patently ridiculous, it’s high art
compared with “Zombie Strippers,”
an R-rated gore comedy starring veteran porno queen Jameson.
Opening this week for a limited engagement before being released on
DVD, the nudie horror film revolves around a top-secret military
lab in which scientists have developed a new virus to revive slain
soldiers as zombie warriors, allowing them to continue fighting in
Iraq. After a mission to stop the zombies goes awry, one infected
soldier breaks into a subterranean strip club, where he bites the
headliner and sparks an orgy of flesh-eating among both patrons and
dancers.