The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.

The boss pressed on, ” Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?”

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,

….”My lawyer.”