The 25 Best Hangover Foods and Drinks
by Marilyn MonBRO | September 20, 2010 - 4:49pm | 52 comments - 76529 reads
Last night’s rager was epic. So epic that you literally can’t remember any of it. But you wake up, and your head feels like someone has been trying to open it manually with some kind of axe. Your mouth feels like it's full of sand, it’s so dry. And on top of everything, you are starving. We now give to you, the best hangover food and drinks.
Egg McMuffins
Greasy egg-and-cheese combo that is time-tested to, at the very least, ease the pain of one (or several) too many.
NUUN
Alkaseltzer-like tablets actually invented by a Dartmouth Bro as his senior project to cure hangovers.
Gatorade
Same idea, refuel those electrolytes, Bros.
Fries
The greasier, the better. I can’t think of a bad time for fries, but when you are hungover, they are amazing.
Burgers
Ditto. White Castle, Five Guys, whatever gets the job done.
Coffee
A jolt of hot java should get you back in fighting form, but too much will dehydrate you and leave you with a raging headache that will make you want to kill someone. You’ve been warned.
Grits
Southern bros can especially attest — grits can help that hangover.
Mac and Cheese
Since Easy Mac may be the easiest thing in the world to make, this one is a no-brainer.
Cold Pizza
Here’s where you can applaud drunk you for getting that pizza at 4 a.m. in the first place, and passing out before you finished the whole pie.
Scrambled Eggs
They apparently provide something called cysteine, which breaks down hangover toxins from that “cost-effective” alcohol you and your bros chose last night.
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jimmy johns= Eastern Illinois University’s gift to the fucking world.
how about taylor fucking ham
is this guy new? coffee is the worst thing you can drink with a hangover…
is this guy new? coffee is the worst thing you can drink with a hangover…
had DP dough at udelaware when i was at hotbeds. it was sick
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PEDIALYTE!!! the ultimate cure for any hangover, this shit works like a charm
how about a budlight?
runny eggs, a whole pack of bacon
bagel world bagels and smoothies in Jacksonville Beach, FL. instant cure.
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hahahah apollo is aparently retarded, anonymous just isnt one person.
isn’t just*
What about pedialyte and weed?
You’re fucking name is anonymous you tard, you are only one person. Go do this on some other site, you clown, noob!
Thats the first thing i have written and your name is too fucking gay Bruno
beer, pedialyte and weed. thats all you need.
I am the one and only anonymous
This is dumb. If i had a hangover, half these foods would make me puke my eyes out.
7/11 slurpee preferably pina colada and the blue flavor and a hit from your grandmas bowl
there is nothing better then a Chinese Buffet and an asian keeping your water glass full when crushing a hangover into dust
multivitamin and vitamin c with any of these listed
Mcdonald’s Coke is where it is at. It is the ultimate cure for a hangover. It has to be a Mcdonalds Coke though.
coconut water
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I’m Spartacus…Oh no wait I guess I’m anonymous too
drinking about a half gallon of gatorade and getting really really high to the point where you cant move from your couch for the next 2 hours. then a fat burrito or sandwich for lunch from the closest taco shop or deli
Amateur, half this stuff makes you feel like crap when you get a moderate to a fucked up hangover.
for all the nj bros…taylor ham egg and cheese is the way to go
what a shit article. seriously how long did it take you to write this, 5 minutes?
Hmmm, that Egg McMuffin looks good!
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A tried and tru special brew that I drink works. Before you go to bed take a glass of skim/low fat milk empty a sachet of baking yeast into it. Stir and drink it. This works i have no idea why i think you end up with a big ball of dough in your stomach which sucks up all the beer.
The only side effect is that your crapping Croissants for a week.
Take a tip from me it really works.
Cheers
Josh - Perth Australia
Pretty much anything greasy will worsen your hang over. Unless you’re going for the stuff that tastes so fucking good when you wake up then you regret eating later. Kinda seems like a mixture of the two.
True, this is a terrible article, but you’re all missing the mark here. The best solution is prevention. You can buy NAC (N-Acetyl-Cysteine) from GNC for $13. Take one pill before you get trashed and one before bed. Zero hangover guaranteed. It’s an amino acid that prevents the accumulation of acetaldehyde (hangover cause) in your blood. Amazing shit. For real.
Josh, don’t tell bro’s to eat raw yeast, fucks you up internally.
Now a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle with two hash browns and bladder buster of orange drink does the job awful nice..
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water-coffee-poop-mcgriddle-bong-smoke = cured
Wow, Apollo really is retarded. And apparently started using the internet 5 minutes ago also.
NubCakes
Menudo is the ultimate hangover cure
We always pound h20 for about 20 mins before sleeping, then when we get up smoke, have a cheesesteak, and play cod. But these vitamin things sound pretty sweet. The bakers yeast in milk works bc yeast is vitamin b12, the stuff alcohol depletes out of your system giving you a wicked headache. Advil also works captian obvious.
Best Cure for a Hangover? Bacon sandwiches and orange juice.
seriously. NUUN is the ultimate hangover cure. its actually made for triathletes but replaces the electrolytes you lose from drinking so it works like a charm. if you haven’t tried it you’re suffering in vein.
Wow this site sucks and this article was awful. Good luck bros!
For me it’s a scientific project for how I will survive through the weekend. My Saturday hangovers are treated with due diligence. I try to eat pretty healthy, drink a shitload of gatorade and get in 3 miles to sweat that shit out. Sunday is a different story, at this point, my moral hangover and anxiety are at full capacity. This is when lunch is usually a liver mush egg and cheese, bacon egg cheese, two hash browns, 1 french fry, and dinner is usually mexican or chineese/japanese where I literally try to eat myself to death
Function drinks: Urban detox… Best. hangover. cure. ever.
A blow Job and a giant blunt usually does it for me.
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irn-bru
So giving a blow job does it for you?
Drinking is sooooooooooo gai in the first place guys, c’mon…