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For those of you who loved People of Walmart, there's a brand-new blog to devour, a collection of insanely ridiculous photos that pregnancy blogger Amy Morrison could easily have called Awkward Knocked-up Photos (the photos were totally cribbed from Awkward Family Photos -- another side-splitter). Besides far more skin than you’d ever want to see (and I’m not talking about the moms-to-be here), you get dead birds, swamps, body graffiti and hockey masks. Oh, and a shocking number of firearms -- because nothing says “motherly love” like a sawed-off shotgun.

Like many authors behind similar sites, Morrison’s brilliance is as much about her snarky photo captions as it is the pictures themselves. (Beneath a particularly odd shot of a bare-naked mama-to-be gazing adoringly at her baby daddy, who is inexplicably hugging a tire, Morrison quips, "It's going to be a good year, Laura. A very Goodyear indeed.") If nothing else, perusing the photographic oddities makes me feel infinitely better about my own collection of pregnancy portraits. Sure, I may have a linebacker’s neck and a few too many chins, but at least there’s not a single shot of me and my husband in a naked embrace.

But seriously, check it out at Morrison's Pregnancy Chicken blog.

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Five Videos of Athletes Dancing (Get Well Soon, Chad Pennington!)

By Devin Desjarlais , Wed., Nov. 17 2010 @ 7:00AM

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All that dancing must have made Chad Pennington tired.

Our pal Bob Norman over at the Daily Pulp posted an awesome video last Sunday of the Dolphins' Chad Pennington dancing to Eminem.

Presumably white-boy-style dancing was intended to pump him up. That obviously failed since Pennington is now out for the season.

But that got us thinking, if Pennington can dance like nobody is watching then why can't other athletes? And that's why we perused YouTube, just for you readers, to bring you this video list of the five best athlete dancing videos.

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5. Shaquille O'Neal, current player for Boston Celtics, and Mark Madsen, formerly a player for LA Lakers, dance it out on stage.

4. Shaq; LeBron James, current player for Miami Heat; and Dwight Howard, current player for Orlando Magic, stage a dance-off during the 2007 All Star game.

3. John Wall, current player for the Washington Wizards, does "The Dougie," a dance created by hip-hop group Cali Swag District.

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Remember the days of AOL chat rooms, when you could pretend to be anyone at all and no one would ever know? Nowadays it’s hard to hide your real identity, what with Facebook and all. So what’s an ugly girl to do to ensure that people won’t run screaming from her profile?

Here’s a list of the 5 best tips, tricks and cheats that ugly girls use to make themselves look somewhat normal in their facebook pictures:

1. Only Show Your Face

Ever heard the term Butterface? Everything looks good…but her face. Well, occasionally, the opposite can occur and when it does it’s not pretty. Actually, the face is pretty…

which is why they hide their flabby fannies:

2. Showcase Your Special Talent

…so that no one has to see your hideously deformed face. Um, is she twirling that baton with her crotch? See, I am no longer even remotely curious about what her face looks like. I do wonder how she trained her ass to eat that leotard, though.

3. Dim The Lights

Sure, when you can’t see the horrible acne scars, moldy teeth, and greasy unwashed hair they looks great.

…but it’s a whole different story in day light.

4. Work That “Myspace Angle”

See, all the photography-savvy girls know that a good angle will hide practically any flaw. Which is why when you see a hottie in a picture like this…

She actually looks like this….

Sorry to burst that bubble.

5. Get Creative

Occasionally, you get a girl so atrocious that none of these other tricks work. That’s where the real creativity comes in…

Have you been fooled by one of these tricks? Share your story!

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Despite the massive failure on display in this video, we have to give the instructor at least some credit. He certainly talks an impressive game, even going so far as to blame the ridiculous shorts he’s wearing on the fact that he needs his shin to be exposed for full stick breaking effectiveness reasons. This had all the makings of personal highlight reel footage for awhile there. But then, he tries to break the stick. It’s just one sad display of futility after that. And we love it.

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It’s one thing to throw your clothes on the floor after a drunken night or to store your plate under your favorite couch cushion for a few days. But it’s a whole other thing to start hoarding everything you own from old newspapers to used fast food wrappers to uneaten vegetables (Blecch!). We’ve scoured the entire internet (more disgusting than any drawer in your house) and found some of the worst hoarding offenders. Feel free to throw this in your girlfriend’s face the next time she calls you a disgusting pig for leaving the toilet seat up.

Augustine

Thirty years ago, Augustine was a proud, beautiful woman with two adorable children. Now she lives in a “house” filled with foul trash.

The water, gas, and heat have been turned off, and even Augustine seems turned off from reality. And the icing on the cake? The poor woman ain’t even got no teeth!

Jake

Talk about depressing (and gross). Twenty-one year old Jake is a compulsive hoarder who lives in a house strewn with snack wrappers, empty bottles, and rotting food.

He can’t even bring himself to clean up his dog’s shedded black hair!

Shirley

Shirley, the ultimate spinster, could never turn her back on a stray cat. Due to this weakness, she currently lives in a house with an innumerable amount of felines, (some living, some dead), along with the fetid odors of cat feces and urine soaked carpeting and furniture.

In other words, she’s competing to be the world’s official cat lady.

Chris

On the outside, he is George Clooney handsome. But on the inside Chris is hiding a disturbing secret. He’s has been unable to have people over since he’s living in a house strewn from floor to ceiling with loads and loads of junk .

It took him 3 years to muster up the courage to even invite over his girlfriend of three years.

Jennifer & Ron

Jennifer and Ron are a happily married couple with two beautiful children. Yet in this household two hoarders are NOT better than one. Jennifer is a compulsive shopper who never saw an item she didn’t like.

Ron meanwhile, can’t seem to part with well, anything. Together, this couple are a disaster!

Jill

Jill’s home is a nightmare. Food in various stages of decay is stuffed among her two freezers and four refrigerators–one of which is held shut by duct tape and a box of dented canned goods.

She recently lost her job and knows that if her landlord were to pay a visit she would get evicted immediately. (If I was Jill’s landlord, she would’ve been evicted YESTERDAY!)

Bob

Bob and Betsey are the picture of a happy American family. They have four beautiful children and own a large, beautiful home. Thing is they can’t sleep in their large, beautiful home because the structure is infested with bed bugs and the exterminator can’t get into the house to get rid of them due to the overflow of broken furniture, food, piles of clothes, and mounds of books and toys.

So where have Bob, Betsy and the children chosen to sleep instead? Why in tents in their backyard where they have been sleeping for four months. Hmmm, cozy.

Richard

Retired veterinarian Richard (or as he likes to be called, “Dr. Dickey”) is a self-proclaimed “collector” who has filled up his entire home, two garages, and two storage units with his “collections”. What does he collect exactly?

How about hundreds of decorated eggs, tons of veterinary related figurines, and 60,000 beer cans. And “Dr. Dickey” claims he’s only had two beers his whole life. Uh yeah, right.

Robin & Ken

The stench emanating from Robin’s home can be smelled from the street. The garbage inside is piled from floor to ceiling and the house is literally caving in around it. The kitchen is filled with old food. Piles in the house and yard are three to five feet high and neighbors have complained of rats, mice, roaches and other infestations.

The hoard is so bad that Ken and Robin have resorted to sleeping in cars, parks and now a low income housing development. This place looks so bad I don’t think the rats and roaches want to live here either!

Barbara

It’s one thing to hoard garbarge but when one hoards animals, that’s just a whole other piece of the pie! In a truly gruesome story, 153 cats, 97 dogs and 30 birds were rescued from Barbara’s house in Rochelle, Ill. Along with the stash of animals, officials stated that the house also contained about 200 carcasses many of which had deteriorated to the point where it was hard to tell what form of animal it was.

Apparently the place was so over-run with animals that Barbara was eventually forced to sleep in a sleeping bag on her porch. Gee, you’d think that she would attempt to control the situation before it got to that point…you think?!

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10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery

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It's easy to look badass with careful planning: Whether it's entering a prize fight, acting in intense action scenes with the benefit of careful choreography or just waiting for the crowd to gather before you jump your dirt bike over 16 flaming tigers, the common thread is always planning and forethought. It's a lot harder to come off as a total badass in the heat of the moment, with no warning, no setup and no pretense. Hard, but not impossible:

#10.

Mildly Amused Riot Guy

Clearly, there is some serious shit going down in the foreground of this photo: an altercation, an argument, a dramatic scene or a hurried arrest. It's hard to tell exactly what's going on, but two things are certain: It happened suddenly and it is violently intense. But that smooth bastard in the background is wholly unfazed: He's just there, enjoying his beverage and the kind of cool breeze that only three unclasped shirt buttons can afford. If he's feeling anything at all, it's sure not shock. Mostly likely he's just appreciating the brief entertainment that Frank Stallone trying to forcibly gift-wrap Corey Haim to death has provided, before he has to go have sex with yet another supermodel on yet another yacht racing off yet another waterfall. Tedious.

#9.

New in Men's Fashion: Rocket Launchers

A good fashion sense is nothing if you don't know how to accessorize. Sure, this guy is looking slick in his leather boots, black jeans, frog-enclosure sweater, gray parka and ivy cap. But what really makes this outfit are the fireman's gloves, RPG and riot shield. But while you're busy just marveling at the casual, tongue-stuck-out-with-a-kind-of-good-humored-exertion expression of this armed to the teeth rioter, you're missing two important facts. One: Riots are not like playing action figures at your friends house; equal weaponry is not distributed to all participants. He took that RPG and riot shield from a police officer at some point. And two: Fanny pack. I know, right? Kind of ruins the effect, doesn't it? Somebody should say something.

P-probably you.

#8.

The Frugal Pilot

Fake! I can tell by the pixels. There are literally thousands of them. This picture is basically nothing but pixels; that's how I know it's been modified. Plus, there's just no way somebody ejects 20 goddamn feet from impact. Life isn't that dramatic. Also, you're telling me somebody snapped that exact frame--the very instant a fighter jet starts breakdancing on the tarmac? Way too convenient. Oh, and finally: If this were real, why would the pilot eject that late? What kind of hardass sumbitch hangs on that long? Unless that jet was made by Knight Industries and talked like KITT from Knight Rider--allowing both man and machine to develop a long-standing bond over many years of thwarting smugglers and spies together--there's not a pilot alive who'd try that hard to save their plane. Why, one second later and he'd be...

Yeah, there. The craziest part? That little dude up there survived. That's not just laughing in the face of death; that's cumming on it after a night of filthy passion and promising to call later (but not).

#7.

Disappointing Fire Tornado

And here we have an angry old testament God practicing his fireballs. One could be forgiven for seeing this and thinking "badass, fire tornado!" But that's not why this picture is on this particular list. No, it's here because of the fireman. Look closely:

He is, if anything, a bit disappointed. That posture is not the one you adopt right before screaming "watch out guys, fire tornado!" or "holy shit magic is real and it's being used on me!" or even just "that was unexpected." That is the posture one adopts right before muttering "no, no it's okay I guess. It's my fault really: I've been hearing so much about this 'twister of pure, hellish fire' thing for so long - I guess I just expected it to be, I don't know, impressive."

#6.

Epic Beard Rescue Squad, Go!

Unlike the previous photo, this picture is nothing but questions: Namely, what Middle Eastern army is employing old-timey pirates? Why is that magnificent bearded motherfucker wearing headphones? What is he listening to? And most importantly, what are they running from? Luckily, I have answers. In order, they are: The awesome kind, because this shit gets boring when it's your 9-to-5; Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" from the smash hit The Bodyguard (for atmosphere); and those cows look an ungodly level of pissed off.

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so the theme is spontanous photos, and your name must be "Oxy-Moron"

10 - I would be balling!

9 - I would have worn my spiderman costume.

8 - summary: you have microscopic vision at a micro pixel level, you know how to live through a plane crash, and it takes years of bonding with your aircraft, and you know how to c*m.

7 - I would be balling!

6 - Use your amazing powers of observation on the world's largest religion that also happens to love beards.

...and I am not going to read the rest.

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dude... the biggest question on #5 is... why are his shoes so amazingly shining?

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Epic beard squad dude is a pakistani

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i'm proud to say the last one is from my country *yay*

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This was made of win. All of it. Especially the writing for one and seven.

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Zephronias

The old man in #1 said "f**k that, it interrupted us" in the actual video :O

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#1, YES!!!

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"Holy s**t magic is real and it's being used on me!"

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Wait, what happened to the lady and the angry flying dog? That was hilarious.

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this article is one of the better ones we've had in a while here at cracked...everytime i read it it gets funnier...MILDLY AMUSED RIOT GUY is hillarious...and "moustache made out of revenge..."

great stuff Rob

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#4 is the sexiest man pic ever taken. From the wingtips, to the Uzi, to that fantastic f***ing mustache. Masterpiece...

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No Legendary Tankman?

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Quality s**t.

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I really LMFAO thanks to this article, pure awesomeness

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epic win here

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#1 was truly deserving of its spot.

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Although you may not agree with every decision George Lucas has made over the years, nobody can deny the guy has a pretty good idea how to run a successful marketing campaign. Hey, if selling toys hadn't been been part of the picture, we might have even seen a different ending to Return of the Jedi!

Lots of companies have tried to cash in on Lucas' money machine since the first Star Wars came out in 1977 by paying homage to the film and its characters in commercials, including a certain evil Sith lord who you wouldn't think would make the best pitchman. But it turns out he is!

Check out 11 of our favorite commercials featuring Darth Vader, and let us know which ones you think are the most memorable.

Spike

Darth uses the force to help improve his poor golf skills. Makes sense to us!

Energizer

If Vader only had a set of Energizer batteries, the whole Star Wars saga might have ended differently.

Orange

Turns out those Jedi mind tricks don't always work.

Target

Even Lord Vader is excited by the presence of Heidi Klum.

WWF

Darth takes a stand against global warming. (We guess he only want to conquer temperate planets.)

DirecTV (Spanish)

Vader and friends (if you can call them that) celebrate Christmas.

Pepsi

Darth doesn't like theater audiences making noise during the movie any more than the rest of us.

NES

This vintage ad for Nintendo's first Star Wars game shows the only way any of us will ever be able to defeat Lord Vader.

M&Ms

Starring Red, Yellow ... and Darth Vader

TomTom

I don't know about you, but I'd never tell Darth Vader to try breathing more quietly.

Hagoromo tuna

Strange ... somehow we always felt Darth would choose red meat over fish.

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Chris on Aug 20, 2010 03:52 PM

Minor typo in the article. It states that Star Wars came out in 1975, when in fact it came out in 1977. Reply

pictishmac on Aug 23, 2010 12:15 PM

Um, the article states 1977

GTPodcast on Aug 20, 2010 03:57 PM

I swear I remember a Bud Light commercial from the mid 80s that ran on Saturday Night Live at least once. A guy goes up to a bar and says "Gimme a light" (their catchphrase in a series of commercials at the time), the bartender (offscreen) ignites a lightsaber and cuts off the guy's tie, then the guy says "I meant a BUD Light"...

I only ever saw this commercial once. Maybe they hadn't gotten the right licensing and had to pull it. Does anyone else remember this commercial? Reply

Spot on Aug 20, 2010 04:17 PM

Every time I finish watching a Japanese TV Commercial I thank God that I was born in the United States. Reply

Greg on Aug 20, 2010 05:13 PM

Unfortunately we usually only see the really bizarre or shocking (to american audiences) commercials from Japan here in the USA. Most of the commercials are very similar to the commercials here... and some are Incredibly awesome and beautiful. Just like here in the USA... most commercials are dreck... and some are incredibly cool. Also, considering that after the commercial above you see a flash of the Space Battleship Yamato... I imagine this commercial came out in 1977 - 1980 some time.

sickofit on Aug 20, 2010 06:15 PM

Everytime i read comments off people like you in makes me glad im not american!!!!

Loki on Aug 20, 2010 06:34 PM

Oh come off it @sicofit. @Spot is only being facetious. You have to admit that the Japanese television spots, although I am sure these sorts of things are not truly representative, to tend to the real extreme end of things. He is just commenting on how weird the stuff sometimes is. No need to get all anti-American in general, no matter how trendy that is on boards these days.

Headcase on Aug 20, 2010 05:06 PM

I freaking LOVE that Direct TV one. Reply

AF519 on Aug 20, 2010 08:48 PM

Me too! I also like the M & M's commercial!

Xander on Aug 20, 2010 06:03 PM

Put up a few commercials from the SPACE channel in Canada. They have awesome Darth Vader scenes. Like when for a summer tv promo they had Darth Vader cut in line to buy ice cream but didn't have the money to pay so he force chokes the ice cream man and walks away. EPIC. Reply

The Moleman on Aug 20, 2010 06:27 PM

The Tom Tom one is the best. Vader doing the Dum-Dums is great and Roundabound. Reply

Omen on Aug 20, 2010 07:35 PM

Ever wonder why no Leia as slave girl commercials? Reply

coolhand on Aug 21, 2010 11:01 AM

Saab had a cool one that morphed the car's grille into Vader's helmet, with the tagline "The Official Car of the Sith." Reply

David on Aug 21, 2010 11:25 AM

The first one (the golf one was good) but it was all downhill from there. Reply

Obiwan on Aug 21, 2010 11:57 AM

Check out in youtube yoo cablevision for the best darth vader commercials they are new! Reply

oberon on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 PM

They should add the burger king one! Reply

William on Aug 21, 2010 08:55 PM

Like the Orange one best, followed by the WWF one (cause it's in my native language, Dutch) Reply

Lee on Aug 22, 2010 11:04 PM

Did anyone notice at right at the end of the Japanese ad you get a very brief glimpse (pause video to confirm) of the Space Cruiser Yamoto? Makes you wonder when the ad ran and who the target audience was. Reply

Scudd on Aug 23, 2010 08:04 AM

You missed the best one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNVTH1AP4I Reply

Jo Dean on Aug 23, 2010 08:05 AM

OK that alloks like a lot of fun!

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dave on Aug 23, 2010 09:31 AM

The TomTom GPS commercial is the best. He really sounds like an aging, slightly senile, Darth. Reply

ScorpyX on Aug 23, 2010 11:56 AM

That Spike one is hilarious. Reply

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