By Ben Dahl
After exploring the world of gorgeous supermodels naked in the
Amazon (not the website) with our tour guide Terry Richardson, we
came to the conclusion that he has a job that most men would die,
or kill, for. Everyone has a vice; it could be women, cars,
spirits, ice cream or music, it just depends on the individual. We
set out to find the guys who are doing the things we enjoy doing on
a regular basis – but they’re getting paid for it. The only thing
you need to figure out by yourself is where to sign up.
Terry Richardson – Photographer
You can read all about Terry’s accomplishments and accolades
while checking out the Pirelloi 2010 Calendar, but you would gladly
sacrifice yourself to be him. As a final parting thought about his
job, when was the last time you got to suck on the digits of the
Gossip Girls? Just sayin’.
Jonathan Cutler – Brewmaster
Jonathan Cutler (middle) is the Brewmaster for Piece Brewery and
Pizzeria in Chicago. Saying that Jonathan is good at his job is
like saying Usain Bolt is good at running. Cutler (for his work at
Piece) has earned eighteen medals (compared to Bolt’s 16) and also
received the World Beer Cup Champion Small Brewery and Brewmaster
Award. Jonathan is the grown-up equivalent of the Candy Man – he
mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. Not only that,
he drinks for free… all the time.
Quentin Tarantino – Director, Actor, Writer, Producer, et
al.
Tarantino may be responsible for award winning films like Pulp
Fiction, Kill Bill(s), and
Inglourious Basterds, but he used to be a lowly clerk in a
video store. He managed to turn his passion for film into one of
the most successful Hollywood “bootstraps” story – without ever
setting foot in a film school. If any of us were to blatantly
display our foot fetish in the modern media like he does we would
be excommunicated and disowned. With Tarantino it just becomes
another part of his genius. Love him or hate him, he gets to do
what he loves for a living… and get paid exorbitant sums of money
for it.
Derek Spors – Ice Cream Scientologist
You know who Ben & Jerry are, but they didn’t make their
boutique ice cream shop the global powerhouse it is all by their
lonesome – they had help. Derek Spors was an “ice cream
scientologist” whose sole job was the creation of new flavors for
Ben & Jerry’s. He was often tasked with going to restaurants
and ordering every dessert on the menu, taking trips to trendy new
restaurants, and tasting ice cream all day. Sounds like a
very horrid existence. Somehow he managed to get his creations into
approximately 67% of the homes in America (Ok. The statistic is
made-up, but everyone loves Ben & Jerry’s so it HAS to be a big
number.) and maintain relative anonymity. Granted, he’s not going
to be mauled on the street for autographs, or chased by the pap –
but he manages to stay socially connected with LinkedIn and a
website without having a picture of himself on the Internet. That,
in and of itself, may be more impressive than eating ice cream all
day. On second thought, eating ice cream all day sounds pretty damn
delicious.
Bill Graham – Concert Promoter
There are only a few jobs that afford you rock star luxuries
(fame, fortune, drugs) without the obvious risks (disease, selling
out, one-hit-wondering) and being a concert promoter is one of
them. Bill Graham just happens to be one of the most famous. He ran
both Fillmores and Winterland and rubbed elbows with the likes of
the Stones and the Dead. Instead of buying tickets to see a concert
at an overcrowded, expensive, dilapidated venue, just call the band
up and have them rock YOUR venue – V.I.P. style. Sounds like a
pretty sweet gig.
Jeremy Clarkson – Motoring Journalist / Car God
When you’re Jeremy Clarkson every day is casual Friday. You can
wear jeans to the office every day because the office is a
decommissioned airfield and hangar. Regular journalists may get
special access to events or even cool new products to test. Enjoy
your new wallet because Bugatti just delivered a Veyron to Clarkson
so he could race it against a jet – or a Cessna – or a McLaren F1 –
or drive to 253mph. Some say he refuses to drive cars that won’t
spontaneously catch on fire, and he hates the smell of hair care
products because it overpowers the gasoline smell. All we know is
he’s called Jezzer.
Eran Egozy & Alex Rigopulos – Video Game Developers
Eran was a geek interested in music; Alex was a musician
interested in geek. They met at MIT in the Media Lab and then
founded Harmonix. That is how your Friday night was born and
countless millions discovered the music their parents were
listening to decades before. Do they have to tell people what to do
and rock out with plastic instruments on the conference room table?
Yeah, they do, but they also get to play video games all day. Is
there anyone that doesn’t want to play video games all day? Now
that’s “star power.”
Frank Miller – Artist
Madness? MADNESS?!?!?! This. Is. A. Dream. Joooobbbbbbbbbbb.
You’ve seen 300, The Dark Knight, Sin City, and probably seen
something inspired by Miller’s film-noir style comics, writing, and
graphic novels. He gets to set his own hours, turn down calls from
Stan Lee and New Line Cinema, and leverage his words by the
thousands when he turns them into pictures and movies. When
asked about his inspiration, Miller had this to say – “I like to
draw hot chicks, fast cars and cool guys in trench coats. So that’s
what I write about.” The autobiographical graphic novel turned
screenplay turned film is sure to be epic.
R. Lee Ermey – Sergeant / Gun Nut
Think Jeremy Clarkson except with guns. He transitioned from his
role as a Marine Drill Instructor into starring roles in films like
Full Metal Jacket and Toy Story. Now he has Lock N’ Load on the
History Channel, which is basically an exploration of weapons –
both primitive and modern. One week he might be shooting
traditional Chinese dynasty rockets; the following he could be
testing the M134D 3,000 rounds per minute Mini-Gun. Big guns, big
voice, big balls – he’s not a celebrity, he’s a role model. When
you fire guns and yell all day you can get away with murder…even if
it involved unscrewing someone’s head and shitting down their neck.
OOHRAH!
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