Love them or hate them, tribute bands aren't going anywhere
soon. In fact, they seem to be multiplying, as if Guitar Hero and
karaoke machines weren't enough to stymie their spread. Here are 20
musical acts that pay homage to another band (or sometimes two
bands!) with their punning names and goofy gimmicks. If they don't
make you smile, they may make you cringe.
Maybe Winehouse
(Amy
Winehouse)
Some tribute bands spring up after a much-loved artist's death,
and some spring up when the much-loved artist merely habitually
cancels shows. This London band's hook is that it's more reliable
than the original. So if you don't have the jumping offstage and
punching fans, the crack smoking, crying and anorexia, it's only
Maybe Winehouse.
Watch Maybe Winehouse
Perform Live
Buddhist Priest (Judas
Priest)
Here's a lesson in using Westerners' Asiatic exoticism against
them. The name "Buddhist Priest" is actually a bad joke your dad
would make, but the Hawaiian metal tribute band's Eastern
references pacify any violent reaction you would justifiably have.
You know you love your yoga, orientalist.
Hayseed Dixie
(AC/DC)
There's the great jazz tradition of taking other musicians'
songs and making them your own, and then there's the tribute band
tradition of playing someone else's songs in an entirely unrelated
genre. You know, 'You Shook Me All Night Long' played with a
mouth harp and a mandolin by genuine hillbillies from Tennessee.
They love it in England.
Watch Hayseed Dixie Perform Live
Weener (Ween)
Many will call a tribute band pathetic. Write your own freaking
music, nimrods, they may say. But wouldn't you rather attend a bat
mitzvah where Seattle's Weener were performing than go to an actual
Ween show? But those are just our relentlessly postmodern
tastes.
Watch Weener Perform Live
We Got the Meat (The Go-Go's)
Looks like things haven't changed too much in Portland, Ore.,
seeing that little city is producing bands like this, "Portland's
only all-male Go-Go's tribute band." With a name like that and a
concept to back it up, these guys redefine sticking it to The Man.
In skirts!
Watch We Got the Meat Perform Live
Alanish
(Alanis
Morissette)
We doubt that these UK performers do a better version of
'You
Oughta Know' than what you'd find at an 11-year-old girls'
sleepover, but until someone makes time travel affordable, we'll
have our nostalgia served lukewarm with a name to match.
Gabba (Abba and Ramones)
There may not be anything more not punk-rock than a punk tribute
band. Except if it's a punk tribute band from London doing Abba à
la the Ramones. Those shows must really be terrifying: Ginger ale
everywhere, the floor strewn with Cheez Puffs, Grandma and all her
friends getting their constitutionals on the dance floor ...
Watch Gabba Perform Live
The Fillers (The Killers)
We were in a bar where a familiar album was playing, but all the
songs sounded just slightly off, but we couldn't put our finger on
why. The bartender whispers, "All tribute bands. And I got it on
iTunes, only 89 cents a song!" Get London's Fillers -- like the
original, only cheaper.
Watch the Fillers Perform Live
aRe wE theM?
(R.E.M.)
We can't help but wonder about an active band's relationship to
its ardent imitators. In the case of the mysterious aRe wE theM?,
we can only imagine Michael Stipe
puppeteering, à la 'Being
John Malkovitch,' some college boys somewhere near Liverpool.
Or making a quick phone call to have those pretenders
eliminated.
Watch Are We Them? Perform Live
Coverboy (Loverboy)
They bill themselves as "the most accurate tribute to Loverboy,"
and these lads from Largo, Fla., claim they started their band to
seduce "Larry's sister," who listens only to bad covers of boy
bands. Suddenly the intention of this whole subgenre of music
becomes crystal clear.
Watch Coverboy Perform Live
Lez Zeppelin (Led
Zeppelin)
Reasons why New York's all-female tribute to Led Zep is better
than the original include breasts and not selling their souls to
the devil to become great musicians. These gals have seemingly made
their deal with a lesser imp, hence avoiding all those icky
personal tragedies that have plagued the fellas.
Watch Lez Zeppelin Perform Live
No Way Sis (Oasis)
While some might call Noel Gallagher's
assessment of No Way Sis as the second best band in the world
narcissistic, we call it generous. Had the Scottish Oasis lasted
into this century, their lead singer might have gotten punched in
the face, too, or at least lightly tapped on the shoulder.
Watch No Way Sis Perform Live
Sack Blabbath
(Black Sabbath)
If this band were to live up to their name, they'd rig a tube
from a liposuction clinic that pumped the excess fat onto the
stage, and they'd dollop it onto a catapult, topping each scoop
with a gob of steaming mayonnaise, and they'd shoot those pungent
blobs right into the crowd. Instead, they play Sabbath songs in
Vancouver.
Watch Sack Blabbath Perform Live
Beatallica (The Beatles and Metallica)
It's a wonder most tribute bands don't get sued. In 2005, when
Milwaukee's finest Beatles/Metallica mash-up group received a
cease-and-desist order from the owner of the Beatles' song catalog,
Sony/ATV Music, it was none other than good guy Lars Ulrich who
stepped in on Beatallica's behalf. All parties came to an
agreement, so now Beatallibangers everywhere can enjoy songs like
'A Garage Dayz Nite' and 'All You Need Is Blood.'
Watch Beatallica Perform Live
By
Jovi (Bon
Jovi)
You know, these blokes, who live closer to Jersey Classic than
New Jersey, could've rhymed their name with anchovy. And
done some kind of fish dance. Could've even made it a Phish/Bon Jovi mash-up with
a name like that. Canned fish is bad for you because of the mercury
-- could've even thrown in some Queen. Way to go, guys. Way
to go.
Watch By Jovi Perform
Live
Mandonna (Madonna)
Given the gay male population's pivotal role in the rise of
Madonna, it's surprising these boys from San Francisco didn't get
together sooner and make it official. Our only critique of this
testosterone-heavy homage to the Material Girl is its lack of
vogue-ing. Hello, ladies, that was Madonna covering you!
Watch Mandonna Perform Live
Oizone (Boyzone)
This British punk oufit performing versions of the Irish boy
bands hits makes you wonder: What is punk music all about? It was
Iggy Pop who said
the Stooges were
just taking what people wanted to hear and throwing it back in
their faces. Either Boyzone has an oppressive following, or
boy rhymes pretty easy with oi.
Watch Oizone Perform Live
Pete
Loaf (Meat
Loaf)
Wasn't 'Bat Out of Hell' already a tribute to the 'Rocky Horror
Picture Show'?
Watch Pete Loaf Perform Live
The Misfats (The Misfits)
And the gimmick of the decade goes to the Misfats of Portland,
Ore.: They're overweight and they change all the words of the
Misfits songs to be about food ('I
Turned Into a Martian' becomes 'I Turned Into a Lard Ass').
They disbanded in 2008, but fun this big has to have a short shelf
life.
Watch the Misfats Perform Live
Faux
Fighters (Foo
Fighters)
The lead singer of this band lived in Seattle in the 1990s and
heard about a band called the Foo Fighters. He grew out his beard
and perfected his voice to sound exactly like Dave Grohl's, dressed
like him and played all his songs. It's not a remake of 'Single
White Female,' it's a Foo Fighters tribute band!
Watch Faux Fighters Perform Live