#6. An Airliner Crashes Due to Square
Windows
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In the 1950s, companies were making the first foray into
jetliners, and leading the pack was the de Havilland Comet. It was
a state-of-the-art jet with many never-before-seen features, such
as a pressurized cabin that allowed it to fly higher and faster
than other aircraft.
Unfortunately, in 1954,
two Comets disintegrated midflight for no apparent reason,
killing 56 people total. In retrospect, the name "Comet" was a bad
choice.
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Although it was superior to de Havilland's first
choice, the "Murder Bird."
The Laughably Simple Flaw:
It had square windows.
This is one of those things that is easy to miss (the designers
missed it, for instance) but easy to understand once it's
explained.
Here's a Kit Kat style candy bar. Where would you say this thing
is most likely to break when pressure is applied?
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Along the willpower line, probably.
Right there at those sharp notches, obviously. That's why
they're there, and it's why no one builds important structures out
of Kit Kats.
Well, a square window is made up of four 90-degree notches cut
out of your wall, creating four of these weak points. You don't
need a diagram -- if you have brick or stucco on your house, go
outside and look. You'll find cracks there, protruding right from
one of those sharp corners:
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To fix, place head in bucket of sand and hum
loudly.
In engineering, that sharp corner (or groove in the Kit Kat) is
called a "stress
concentration," a spot where the shape of the object makes it
more likely to break under stress.
You don't want the red bit.
So if you're an airplane maker, how the hell do you fix
that?
Well, have you ever noticed how on every plane you've ever been
on, the windows you look out of have rounded corners? Those curves
are pretty much the only thing keeping the plane from tearing
itself apart in midair like in that scene from Fight Club.
It distributes the stress to all of the various points along the
rounded curve, rather than on that one sharp corner, which
otherwise would (as they found out) tend to pull apart and form a
crack over time.
Trust us, this was not easy to figure out. Experts had no idea
why the planes weren't holding together until they tested the
structure by simulating the repeated pressurization of the cabin.
Sure enough, the fuselage eventually burst like a bootleg condom,
and the break started with cracks right at those window
corners.
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Top: Safe and enjoyable ride. Bottom: Explosive
Caesarean section.
Representatives from competing companies Boeing and Douglas both
said that
their engineers hadn't thought of it either, and that if the
Comet hadn't been first, it would have been one of theirs that
crashed. Planes have had windows with rounded corners ever
since.
#5. Fighter Jets Crashed Because of the
Angle of the Runway
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You don't have to be a pilot to guess that landing on an
aircraft carrier is really fucking hard. It's a tiny little landing
strip crowded with other planes, bobbing up and down in the waves.
Keep in mind, this is with a whole host of instruments,
computers and signals to help guide planes in. The early planes
didn't even have that.
But there was another problem ...
The Laughably Simple Flaw:
Here's what the earlier carriers looked like. Couldn't be
simpler, right?
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It's a floating runway. How else would you design it?
Well, that design was kind of a suicide factory. As you can see,
planes waiting to take off sit at the other end of the runway
you're trying to land on. If you don't get stopped in time, you're
going to create one hell of a fireball. And getting stopped in time
was no small thing -- catching the arresting wire (the thing that
stopped the plane) was a tricky business. Eventually carriers went
with the cartoon-logic solution and installed barrier nets to stop
planes if they missed all the wires. However, it wasn't all that
uncommon for aircraft to
bounce over the barrier.
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Like skipping stones over a pond, if the pond had
sharks and you had no arms.
So what was the brilliant innovation that allowed them to make
landings that much safer?
They angled the landing strip
about nine degrees.
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And as the Navy learned from trailer parks,
double-wide is always better.
Don't laugh -- it took years to come up with it. While some of
the greatest technological advances in history, including
space
flight and splitting the goddamn
atom, came from developments during World War II, we didn't
think of angling the flight deck until 1952. Prior to that, every
landing was a potential rear-end collision.
By angling the deck, a plane that missed the wires could go to
full throttle, take off again and come around for another pass.
Planes waiting to take off are near the bow, out of harm's way.
See? Absolutely no planes in the way.
Angling the deck also allowed for the tactical advantage of
being able to launch and recover aircraft simultaneously, whereas
in WWII, launching had to be postponed while landings were
occurring, and vice versa. Who knows how many lives could have been
saved if someone had thought of doing this about 10 years
sooner.
#4. A Huge Walkway Collapses Due to a
(Seemingly) Inconsequential Design Change
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When designing their newest hotel to be built in downtown Kansas
City, the fine people at Hyatt Regency wanted all the bells and
whistles in it. The architectural firm in charge of the building
design came up with a series of aerial walkways suspended from the
ceiling so that guests could people-watch from a heightened vantage
point. All in all, it was a pretty nifty feature. Until it
suddenly collapsed and killed more than a hundred people.
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"We can claim these were either terrible walkways or
aggressively efficient elevators."
The Laughably Simple Flaw:
One long rod was replaced with two short ones.
If there's one principle consistent across all human nature,
it's that we will always prefer the path of least resistance (i.e.,
"if you can get away with a half-assed job, do it"). The original
plan was for two walkways that were directly on top of one another
to both be supported by one very long rod that would anchor into
the ceiling. Like so:
This is a highly technical diagram.
Looks pretty simple, right? It all hangs off one long rod, which
makes it strong, but also makes it a pain in the ass to assemble --
the rod has to extend through both walkways and then alllll the way
up into the ceiling. Just in general, big pieces are hard to work
with -- what's easier, to carry a whole assembled desk into your
house, or a series of small pieces? The rod also has to be threaded
all the way along its length so you could screw that nut up to that
top platform spot.
Got to be an easier way, right? So, the steel company in charge
of making the rods made a design change by replacing the single rod
with two shorter ones, shown below.
The guy with the hat is Rodney, a
multimillion-dollar investor. The other is Nutter.
Easier to work with, easier to install, works exactly the same.
Right?
That little change killed 114 people, injured 216 more and cost
$140 million in lawsuits.
Look at the first image again.
Nutter has an idea for an FTL drive, but also a tool
that injects bacon with peanut butter.
One rod, two nuts. Each nut only has to carry the weight of its
own platform. Which is good, because each nut (and the welded beam
it's screwed to) is only rated to carry the weight of one
platform.
Now look at the second image. See the nut we've labeled "OH
SHIT"?
The twain shall never meet, and civilization is
hollower for it.
That one single nut now has to carry the weight of BOTH
platforms, and all the doomed tourists standing on them. Look
obvious? Congratulations, because none of the professionals at
either company caught it.
And so, one night during a dance competition, the stressed "OH
SHIT" nut cleaved clean through the beam and the walkways
collapsed.
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Considering this was 1981 and something called a
tea dance, we're willing to rule it a suicide on the
part of the building.
During the ensuing lawsuits, it came out that neither the steel
company nor the engineering firm in charge of construction had even
bothered to do a back-of-the-envelope calculation that would have
shown them this glaring flaw.