Comments (66 Responses)

1. 
   Posted by Phillip Alexander on January 26th, 2010 at 11:14 am

   massage therapist for models.
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUWE–SvLp8
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3. 
   Posted by BH on January 26th, 2010 at 11:25 am

   Backstage wardrobe stylist for every Victoria Secret Fashion show.
4. 
   Posted by Andre G. on January 26th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

   Sean Combs (aka P. Diddy) – Recording Artist/Entrepreneur/Urban Gentleman

   Who wouldn’t want that lifestyle?
5. 
   Posted by Joseph K on January 26th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

   Anthony Bourdain’s job would be my dream job…gets to travel, eat, have a good time, and be paid a lot.
6. 
   Posted by whatthegeek on January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm

   being a concert promoter involves a lot of long hours, and lost hearing – it’s definitely not all it’s cracked up to be.

   Oh, and my dream job? Pie tester. MMMmmmmmm pie.
7. 
   Posted by Lee on January 26th, 2010 at 5:11 pm

   it happens penguin falls on its back and nobody can help it to stand up. that is why there is a special man who cares after fallen penguins and helps them to keep alive. I wanna have this job: Pole, white snow and me
8. 
   Posted by Kirk on January 27th, 2010 at 9:04 am

   This is an easy one for me – Travel writer.

   The chance to travel around the world and see all the places I’ve read about in National Geographic throughout the years.
9. 
   Posted by Brad Chmielewski on January 27th, 2010 at 1:12 pm

   Hey that’s the Hop Cast with Jonathan Cutler!
10. 
    Posted by Jim on January 27th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I’d go for the brewmaster job. I’m a homebrewer and a chemical engineer, so getting to play with the big brewing equipment would be a lot of fun.
11. 
    Posted by barclay on January 27th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    I want to be a subway token person, just like that guy I saw sleeping on T.V!!
12. 
    Posted by Marc on January 28th, 2010 at 12:25 am

    Gene Simmons – Get to be the Demon all day long and have hot women throw themselves at you.

    Although nowadays he is in his footsie jammies by 9pm…

    But I would like to be Terry Richardson for day as well!
13. 
    Posted by noone on January 28th, 2010 at 9:26 am

    uhh… Mythbusters?
14. 
    Posted by Rhys on January 28th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I read the R. Lee Ermey section in his voice.
15. 
    Posted by alex on January 28th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I would want to be a professional mattress tester…
16. 
    Posted by dupont on January 28th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    pro skateboarder.

    get paid pretty good money, travel around the world, and have no schedule at all. The only responsibility would be to sign a few autographs and have someone film you do what you already do for free.
17. 
    Posted by Me leaves a comment! on January 29th, 2010 at 1:41 am

    I DO have a job most men would like to have ….. i know because, almost everyday, more than just a few tell me so!

    I work freelance (my own boss, my own descisions!)as a guitar tech for many different major metal and hard-rock bands. I hang with rock stars all day, sleep in late – even on work days, make great money , travel the world, and have several, WILLING AND READY! women around me at backstage or overnight parties so frequently … it gets almost boring sometimes.

    You can keep all those jobs listed in this article … sorry, they just DON’T compare.
18. 
    Posted by bless on January 29th, 2010 at 7:16 am

    talk show host for a traveling food show + fitness show in one (to avoid the weight gain!)
19. 
    Posted by Harsh Ramchandani on January 29th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy :]
20. 
    Posted by Ben on January 29th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    an internationaly recognized comic creator
21. 
    Posted by John Regina on January 30th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    My dream job would be a concert promoter, since the only thing that i find solace in is music i think that would be a terrific job, that or a sound mixer.
22. 
    Posted by Bryce Park Applegate on January 30th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    For my “Dream Job,” I would like to own a chain of Bikini Wax / Bra Fitting franchises. I would have weekend specials on Taint Bleaching and full body spray tan applications. The cost of all services would be based on weight and/or body odor. I haven’t worked out the name yet, but I’d certainly have to reference KFC somehow. Colonel Handers? Chicks and Waffles? I’ll work on it.
23. 
    Posted by Michael S on January 30th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    My 12yr of experience, $40 an hour journeyman electrician position (laid-off since May). You know keep the house and car, support my family, all that mundane s**t.
24. 
    Posted by Alex on January 30th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    Thong Designer
25. 
    Posted by Max D on January 31st, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    George Steinbrenner in his prime. Own the Yankees, say whatever you want, I’d take it.
26. 
    Posted by August8th on January 31st, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Best job ever, Pyrotechnician, blow stuff up for bands like Metallica, GNR, Maiden, Rush, KISS and a ton of others. Work with fire and ice effects And you get to tour with kickass bands. It’s a win win.
27. 
    Posted by Richard Lee on January 31st, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    comic book artist
28. 
    Posted by Shawn H on January 31st, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I have a dream job. I am an anthropologist/archaeologist and I spend my time traveling to many places and visiting with and learning about how people in different places and diffeenet times live. For a people-watcher, this is an ideal job and I love it. When I go away, friends ask me if I am going away for plasure or for work. I respond yes!!
29. 
    Posted by dylan on January 31st, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Are you kidding me man. Number one is Hugh Hefner life. what the fuck? Your head is up your ass with this post!!!
30. 
    Posted by Bill Ivory on January 31st, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    I dare say it would have been nice to be the “inventor” of that silly little thing that seems be really catching on. What are the kids calling it these days? Ahh, ummm, oh yeah, Microsoft. That would be sweet. If not that, being the worlds greatest computer hack ever might suffice. Just think about how nice it would digitally pilfer the accounts of every drug lord on the face of the planet provided you could get clean away with it.
31. 
    Posted by uhdw on February 2nd, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Beyonce..rich,talented,beautiful,popular..
    
    who wouldn’t want that?!
32. 
    Posted by brandon welsh on February 2nd, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    my dream job would be to grow legal cannabis.
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    Posted by Cool Material on February 4th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    We tallied up a whopping 5 votes and we have a winner. In our next lives we want to be Freelance Guitar Techs – the music, the tours, the groupies AND you get to sleep late? Sold!

    Congrats “Me leaves a comment!” we’ll shoot you an email shortly.
34. 
    Posted by Marin Tim on February 4th, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    J-Lo used to have someone touring with her whose job it was to tweek her nipples. What a job that would be.
35. 
    Posted by Jonny5 on February 4th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    “Sean Combs (aka P. Diddy) – Recording Artist/Entrepreneur/Urban Gentleman
    
    Who wouldn’t want that lifestyle?”

    Anyone who doesnt like being a douche.
36. 
    Posted by Leprechaun on February 4th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Country music bass player. All the royalties, fame, cow girls, and you only have to know 3 notes!
37. 
    Posted by Leprechaun on February 4th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    How about an animal psychologist? I knew one in Calif. Where do you get a degree for that? Can’t be sued for malpractice, and the guy even set up 2 times a week sessions for a dog that was moving out of state. All for the paltry sum of $150/hr. THAT is a job!
38. 
    Posted by just the facts on February 5th, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    not to dis concert promoting as a job, but Bill Graham’s been dead for maybe 10 yrs? Granted, his job now is pretty easy, but laying in a moldy box 6 ft underground 24x7x365 is not ideal in my book… I think the guitar tech has it nailed!
39. 
    Posted by QQ on February 9th, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Professional wine reviewer, you get to travel, drink, eat great food….drink.
40. 
    Posted by sackgrinder on February 11th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Rocco Siffredi. Best job ever.
41. 
    Posted by the man on February 11th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    I know all of you are thinking it but no one is saying it, so ill say it……
    
    MALE PORNSTAR!!
    
    i dont get it? was that not obvious?
42. 
    Posted by Epiphany on February 15th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I’d want the Harmonix job. I’m a woman though.
43. 
    Posted by artmodelman on February 17th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    I teach male anatomy to female med students… It is like a braille anatomy class. They use me to learn all about male anatomy. It is a hands on class… I love my work!
44. 
    Posted by rayzah on February 18th, 2010 at 9:52 am

    bill gates. need i say more.
45. 
    Posted by Big Ern on February 18th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Long-snapper in the NFL.200 grand a year and the best seat in the stadium for about 6 snaps a game.
46. 
    Posted by scott on February 19th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    photographer for playboy and hustler
47. 
    Posted by Mark Meyer on February 19th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Fitting specialist in a lingerie store
48. 
    Posted by z e on February 20th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Frank Miller has basically always been my God, i love the mans work
49. 
    Posted by trythismango on February 21st, 2010 at 4:54 am

    Those guys that review gourmet restaurants
50. 
    Posted by trythismango on February 21st, 2010 at 4:54 am

    And those who find out video game codes
51. 
    Posted by trythismango on February 21st, 2010 at 4:55 am

    RUSS MEYER, gazillion Xs better than Tarentino
52. 
    Posted by trythismango on February 21st, 2010 at 4:56 am

    JUNKYARD WARS whatever!
53. 
    Posted by Bim on February 21st, 2010 at 9:44 am

    ERRR…WTF … hugh hefner?
54. 
    Posted by gilean on February 22nd, 2010 at 7:27 am

    I know all of you are thinking it but no one is saying it, so ill say it……
    
    MALE PORNSTAR!!
    
    i dont get it? was that not obvious?
    
    posted by the man
    
    on February 11th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Are you sure about that i dont but i guess there is porn movies for gays. you should clarify that.

    in other words just get money,success or sth different you dont need be porn star to hook up someone.
55. 
    Posted by Gryndyl on February 27th, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    I AM a brewmaster. Does that mean I win?
56. 
    Posted by organs on March 1st, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Remember Michael Jackson? The dead one? No, the LONG dead one? He had the greatest job in the world.

    If you don’t know who I mean, he was known as “The Beer Hunter”.
57. 
    Posted by Mr T on March 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Porn star and weed quality tester
58. 
    Posted by YAYA on March 4th, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Richard Branson is the man. He owns his own island and just rolls in dough.
59. 
    Posted by liyoby on March 7th, 2010 at 1:47 am

    BE A PHOTOGRAGHER IS A DREAM
60. 
    Posted by Graythiswall on March 8th, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    designing really shitty things then getting a laugh because some marketing genius sells them for an extraordinary amount of money ))) it’s sooooo much fun
61. 
    Posted by YAK on March 9th, 2010 at 12:24 am

    I’d like to pick the winner!
62. 
    Posted by Davo on March 9th, 2010 at 5:20 am

    Sniper
63. 
    Posted by leonard stevenson on March 11th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Hi! My dream job would be a product tester! Need to test cross cuntry skis, new hotels, massage cream, clothes, sexual items, and goto different locales to test them? I’d love that!
64. 
    Posted by Jon Romanelli on March 11th, 2010 at 11:52 am

    I wanna be Sidney Crosby
65. 
    Posted by Toss You Out on March 24th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    What you guys seem to forget is that after a while, its a job just like any other, no matter how great it sounds…. you get calloused to it.

    Do you have any idea how often I hear about how I have the greatest job in the world? Minimum a few times a week.

    What do I do?

    I am a bouncer at a large, famous, and extremely popular strip club. I meet celebrities and sports players regularly, oh, and did I mention we have about 150 girls that work there? That’s 300 very perky bare titties that rub against me on a regular basis! Did I mention we’re a full-nude club? No wussy topless-only stuff! And no, we don’t hire anything and everything here, if a girl’s not at least an 8.5 out of 10, she can work somewhere else. We have a lot of girls that are without a doubt Playboy magazine quality.

    BUT

    Remember I said it becomes just a job after a while? There are low points, too..

    -Dealing with drunken idiots
    
    -Cleaning up broken glass and puke
    
    -Idiots pulling knives, guns, etc. because you threw ‘em out
    
    -Dealing with police because you removed someone who wouldn’t leave willingly, now because you dragged them out and embarrassed them they want to charge you with assault, even if you didn’t hurt them in the slightest (even if you really really wanted to)
    
    -abusive drunken club owner for a boss

    So you see, its not all just T & A. We put up with a lot of shit in our job. And I’m sure MOST perfect sounding jobs are like that.
66. 
    Posted by j on April 14th, 2010 at 12:25 am

    You forgot Anthony Bourdain.
67. 
    Posted by anon on April 23rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    The part where you included Jeremy Clarkson, you should have included James May and Richard Hammond as well.