Introducing the world's weirdest museums...
By Sarah Gordon
Last updated at 12:53 PM on 31st March 2010
If you've ticked off the Tates,
lost hours in the Louvre and seen enough fossils to last you a
lifetime in the world's natural history museums, then you're
probably looking for something a bit more exciting from your next
museum visit.
Well, rest assured, however
offbeat your preferred subject matter might be, the chances are
there's probably a museum dedicated to it. And often you don't have to go out of your way
to explore these oddities. In fact, many examples of the bizarre
can be found at popular holiday spots and city break
destinations.
So, whether it's hair - the
world's largest collection resides in Turkey, dead cockroaches
dressed up to look like celebrities (to be found in Texas) or dog
collars that float your fascination boat, just step this
way...
Hot stuff: The ketchup-red Currywurst
Museum in Berlin treats visitors to the sights, sounds and smells
of that much-loved German take on the banger
Currywurst Museum,
Berlin
The Germans certainly do love
their sausage. And what better way to honour the national banger
than by putting it in a museum, in particular, the
currywurst.
For 11 euros, visitors to Berlin
can learn all about the culinary delight that is sausage - often
sliced - in a sauce of tomato, curry powder, spices and Worcester
sauce. The ketchup-red museum treats visitors to the sensory
experience of currywurst from the sound of sausages sizzling to the
smell of exotic spices.
There is even the chance to get
behind a mocked-up sausage stand so you can actually imagine what
it's like to serve up this much-loved snack.
The importance of the country's
saucy sausage is proven both by the museum's location right next to
the famous Cold War monument that is Checkpoint Charlie, and the
capital's ongoing sausage war with Hamburg about which city really
can claim to have invented it.
More info:
www.currywurstmuseum.de
Stomach churning: An exhibit from The
Parasite Museum showing a dolphin stomach infected by a
parasite
Parasite Museum,
Tokyo
When was the last time you took
a moment to think about the mighty parasites of the world? Not too
recently? Well, a visit to Tokyo's Parasite Museum can change all
that.
A celebration of the world's
greatest scroungers, the museum boasts 300 varieties of parasites
with the piece de resistance being a 30-foot tapeworm pulled out of
an unsuspecting woman who had reportedly picked it up eating sushi
- that's all you need to take a vow of starvation.
As if that's not enough, the
museum, which was set up by four scientists specialising in
parasites and is also a research facility, has pictures alongside
some creatures showing the adverse affect they have on their
hosts.
The bonus is, this museum is
free, which means more money to spend on souvenir t-shirts with
pictures of parasites on, or even rulers and keyrings with dead
specimens trapped inside. Lovely.
More info:
www.kiseichu.org/english
What a way to go: Barcelona's Museum of
Funeral Carriages has become an unlikely hit with visitors
Museum of Funeral Carriages,
Barcelona
There is a lot of beauty in
Barcelona, from Gaudi architecture to the surrounding coastline, so
you might question why anyone would want to forsake a few hours
under the Spanish sun in favour of going underground to a dusty
museum full of funeral carriages.
There's no accounting for taste
though and this macabre museum has become an unlikely hit with
visitors.
Perhaps it has something to do
with the sense of adventure in finding it. Visitors have to report
to the city's Municipal Funeral Services from where they will be
guided to the basement by a security guard and the exhibition
unlocked.
Or maybe it's the eerie silence
that hangs heavy as you make your way around the exhibit's ornate
carriages, which date from as far back as the 18th century and are
manned by dummies (or are they?) in period costume.
Either way, the free attraction
gives an insight into the Catalan capital's darker side. It will
almost be a shame when the museum moves to the cemetery at Montjuic
- although this doesn't look like it's happening any time
soon.
More info: Museu de Carrosses
Fúnebres, Carrer Sancho de Avila 2, 00 34 93 484 17
00
Barking mad? The Dog Collar Museum in Leeds
claims to display a 'unique collection of historic and fascinating
dog collars'
Dog Collar Museum, Leeds
Castle, Kent
Leeds Castle has a lot to offer
visitors, 500 acres of parkland, sumptuous interiors, Henry VIII
memorabilia and...a dog collar museum.
Not the most obvious choice of
crowd-puller for the castle, the exhibition claims to display a
'unique collection of historic and fascinating dog
collars'.
The assortment of canine cuffs
spans five centuries and includes everything from strong collars
designed to keep control of hunting dogs, to the sparkly fashion
items 21st-century collars have become.
The first articles were donated
by Gertrude Hunt in memory of her husband, John Hunt, a
distinguished medievalist. But since then the trust has built on
its collection and now boasts more than 100 collars and related
items.
Members club: Iceland's Phallus Museum
celebrates the study of the penis
Phallus Museum,
Iceland
The land of fire and ice
announces its popular attraction by saying it is 'probably the only
museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens
belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single
country.'
And the museum is totally
serious. Pass under the penis-shaped sign (of course) and you can
enter the world of phallology - the study of the penis, and of its
place in history, art, and society.
The exhibition contains a
collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging
to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in
Iceland.
Ranging from displays of blue
whale members to those from mice and shrews, the museum also has a
section on folklore with examples it claims are from elves, trolls
and sea monsters.
If you are thinking that the
museum is one member short, you would be right. But a 92-year-old
volunteer has given the museum a legally-certified gift token for a
future specimen belonging to homosapiens.
More info:
www.ismennt.is/not/phallus/ens.htm
Going underground: Discover the less
glamorous side of the French capital in the Paris Sewers Museum
Paris Sewers Museum,
Paris
Trust the French to make even
city sewers chic. Centuries of art at the Louvre is so passe. Now
fashionable tourists in the capital of romance flock to the city's
underworld for their kicks.
The ever-changing exhibits at Boston's
Museum of Bad Art feature in themed areas such as 'blue people',
'poor traits' and 'unlikely landscapes, seascapes and still
lifes'
The network of tunnels made
famous by Victor Hugo's Les Miserables are brought to life under
the Quai D'Orsay on the Left Bank where the museum introduces
visitors to the world of sewage disposal from 13th-century drainage
systems to the first closed sewers introduced in Napoleon's
time.
Guides talk through the history
of keeping Paris clean and the tunnels' past as a tourist
attraction, when people could sail through the tunnels or be pulled
along the pungent expanses in carriages.
There is no such transport now,
but a walking tour of the vaulted subterranean channels is offered
for any visitors who can cope with the stench. The tunnels, which
follow the Paris roads, have blue and white street signs and each
building's outflow is identified by the house
number.
More info: Quai d'Orsay, 00 33 1
47 05 10 29
The Museum of Bad Art,
Boston
In recent years Boston has
become a popular shopping destination for long weekenders flying
over from the UK. But even the most dedicated follower of fashion
needs a break from the boutiques sometimes.
Enter The Museum of Bad Art, the
world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation,
exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.
The ever-changing exhibits
(there is no shortage of terrible art, it seems) feature in themed
areas such as 'blue people', 'poor traits' and 'unlikely
landscapes, seascapes and still lifes'.
Clashing colours, out of
proportion figures and a general lack of talent will have even the
most weary of visitors chuckling as they wander the
halls.
It is all summed up in the
museum's statement that it displays: 'the work of talented artists
that have gone awry to works of exuberant, although crude,
execution by artists barely in control of the brush. What they all
have in common is a special quality that sets them apart in one way
or another from the merely incompetent.'
More info:
www.museumofbadart.org
The Museum of Witchcraft in Cornwall
features everything from devil worship to satanism
Museum of Witchcraft,
Cornwall
If you thought Cornwall was the
ideal spot for innocent beach holidays and country pursuits, then
the world's largest collection of witchcraft-related artefacts will
certainly change your mind.
One of the most popular museums
in the South West, the collection has been going for forty years
and visitors in search of some hocus pocus are still
flocking.
The unusual exhibition was set
up by Cecil Williamson, a man who had always dabbled in the occult
and was even employed as an undercover agent by MI6 to collect
information on the occult interests of leading Nazi military
personnel.
With categories including
everything from devil worship and satanism to the persecution of
witches it's certainly a complete collection of all things
dark.
Visitors can see old-fashioned
dipping chairs, used to 'prove' whether a woman was a witch and
ritual poppets - or dolls - which were supposedly used to inflict
harm on others.
There is even a library of over
3000 books on witchcraft and the occult in case you want to get
involved yourself...
More info:
www.museumofwitchcraft.com
Museum of the Holy Souls in
Purgatory, Rome
OK, it doesn't exactly sound
inviting. Who wants to spend any more time in Purgatory than they
absolutely have to?
Rome's Museum of the Holy Souls in
Purgatory features bibles with scorched handprints that are hailed
as signs from souls trapped in fiery Purgatory
Located in an eerie room off the
Chiesa del Sacro Cuore del Suffragio church on the banks of the
Tiber in Rome, the museum purports to show traces of apparitions
who reside in Purgatory - the flaming half-way house where people
pay for their sins before being allowed access to
heaven.
Scorched handprints adorning
bibles, tables and clothing are hailed as signs from souls trapped
in fiery Purgatory trying to contact their loved ones to pray for
them and reduce the amount of time they have to spend outside of
heaven.
The collection was started by a
priest who saw a figure in the midst of a fire that destroyed the
altar in the church. He thought it must be a soul from Purgatory
and started to collect information on the appearances of these
pained souls from around the world.
More info: Chiesa del Sacro Cuore del Suffragio,
Lungotevere Prati 12,
Rome
Torture Museum,
Amsterdam
Tulips and torture anyone? The
Dutch capital is a multi-layered destination where pretty canals,
world-beating art museums and historic sites sit alongside cannabis
cafes and the infamous Red Light District.
Those looking for a side-serving
of horror with their city break might find the Torture Museum holds
the key.
With its darkened rooms and
uncomfortable ambiance, the exhibit hopes to 'document the history
of human cruelty' - just what you need on your holidays.
Gruesome: Amsterdam's Torture Museum
documents the history of human cruelty
Gruesome displays including a
rusty guillotine, stretching tables, screws to crush your fingers,
your head and any other body part and a chair of nails - just some
of the instruments that will leave you grateful you live in 21st
century Europe.
Anyone perplexed by what some
instruments were used for will be enlightened by detailed
explanations and old paintings showing how they were used to
inflict maximum pain - the picture of how an old saw was used will
have male visitors crossing their legs.
Fascinating and with a serious
message, the museum points out to departing tourists that the USA
still employs executioners and the death penalty still exists in
countries around the world, begging the question, how much have
times really changed?
More info:
www.torturemuseum.com
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"BUY POSTCARDS"... omg, I just laughed so hard like it was delivered by the worst Scooby Doo villain hahaha.
Elmo's dick? Seriously? I thought it would have just been a red fuzzy tube, kind of a joke more than anything. f**king scary.
What about the amazing museum in Rome with all the mummified bodies/bones? Can't remember the name, but come on they have a perfectly mummified little girl that looks completely alive!!!
I had to go to the Mutter museum as part of a high school band trip. It was so horrifying every one in the band had left after 5 minutes.
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Was just at the Mutter Museum a couple weeks ago. By far one of the coolest (albeit grossly disturbing) museums I've ever been too.
The man who owns the Menstrual Museum is obviously a serial killer. A perfect one too. As soon as he kills you, your blood is absorbed by the numerous tampons...
I wonder what happened to the intern who had to do research for this article?
What the hell? Dude, I was eating!
This article is really hard to masturbate to.
if you squint it gets easier
"BUY POSTCARDS!" HAHahaha, dunno why but that was one of the best things on Cracked in a while
I know I couldn't stop laughing at that caption/photo combination
I agree 100% That s**t had me laughing for 10 minutes :D
Holy s**t, this article was equal parts hilarious and creepy. "BUY POSTCARDS" made me laugh out loud so hard. And I'd rather see 10,000 inside out babies then be in that horrific dummy museum.
somehow i knew the mutter museum would b on this list. it's funny while all the other places on the list sound freaky as s**t, the mutter museum didn't freak me out when i went there; i thought it was fascinating.
By far the creepiest one is the Menstrual Museum. I mean, I am sure the gross out factor is higher in Mutter or the c**k n Tackle shop.
But it's some guy, in his basement, and you have to agree to come see it alone.. WITH him....
I smell "serial killer" all over this like an old tampon, he just hasn't been caught yet.
stay out of the ventriloquist museum, pistol pete is their leader! none of us are safe!
Don't you mean "Popsicle" Pete?
Hehe, the ventriloquist;s name was Willy Wood. And as for the Icelandic c**k museum, a large penis is always welcome.