Christmas Fruit Cake
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Christmas Whiskey Cake
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
6 large eggs
2 teaspoons baking
powder
3 cups flour, sifted
1/2 t. salt
1 cup bourbon
1 pound pecans, chopped
3 cups white raisins (or use candied fruit)
1 t. nutmeg
AND
~ a very
large
bottle of bourbon whiskey ~
First, sample the whiskey to check for
quality.
Assemble all of the ingredients. Check
the whiskey again.
To be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat this step.
Turn on the electric mixer and beat
one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar
and cream until beat.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay...
try another cup.
Turn off the mixer. Beat six leggs and
add to the bowl,
then chunk in the cup of dried flut.
Mix on the tuner.
Throw in two quarts of flour.
Gradually pour in the cow.
Add 2 dried anything.
If the fried druit gets struck in the
beaters, pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey and
check it again for tonsistency.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
cares???
Check the whiskey
again.
Now sift the nutmeg and strain your nuts. Add
one table.
And the spoon. Of whiskee. Or something. Whatever
you find left.
Grease the oven.
Turn the crake pan to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Pour the oven into the batter. Throw
the bowl out the window.
Lick the batter off the
floor.
Bake 300 minutes at 50
degrees.
Finish the blobble of whishy and flow to bed.